{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-vorsicht-vor-unserem-fraulchen-wir-sind-harmlos","title":"Unisex T-Shirt Beware of our mistress, we are harmless","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThis charming t-shirt features a unique design that perfectly combines dog lovers and humor. With the funny slogan \"Beware of our mistress, we are harmless,\" it's the perfect gift for any dog mom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe classic unisex t-shirt made from 100% cotton ensures a straight cut. It sits nicely, maintains clean lines at the edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. 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